Worst Mother Ever

I joke that I would name my offspring after pairing namesmushes. The most ludicrous of them is my current theoretical child:

Brittana Chaxie Megascream Perry.

A name like that could stick. BEWARE, future (female) child. One day you may be named after, in order:

*A (mostly canon) super sexy (and strangely heartbreaking) relationship between two incredibly beautiful cheerleaders

*A cracky as hell utterly non-canon relationship between a stuffy army doctor and a cross-dressing company clerk

and

*A mostly canon, incredibly contentious/abusive/damaging codependent relationship between two giant robots.

And my last name. Which I think you'll get the most crap for after Rick Perry somehow wins the election in 2012. ;____;